Tuesday, July 19, 2005
9:37 PM
I've got an angsty lot to say regarding yesterday's last minute guard duty, but I suppose I'll have leave that till the weekend, when your moods are better, otherwise you might just vomit blood and die of cringing on a post-Monday blues Tuesday evening.
Actually I'm just procrastinating.
Anyways, they say that our army is evolving, and that the 3G, or third generation of technological advances is improving our army dramatically. I believe it is true! Just last night, whilst I was on guard duty to protect our camp, I got a pleasant surprise that proved to me that indeed the effects of all that technology and research was starting to show.
The night snack was beyond what my imagination could bare. Gardenia Vanilla Buns, SFI Chocolate Cakes and Pineapple Tarts, SUPER Coffeemix sachets, and above all, beyond belief, (hold your breath) ...
SUPER CUP NOODLES!!!!!!
When I told my bunkmate about this miracle, he made a 180 degree turn in his strong dislike against doing guard duty.
'Wah, sure not? Eh liddat I want to do guard duty already.'
Shame on those of you who say that our army is becoming softer and weaker. Has there ever been a time when soldiers actually DESIRE with a burning passion to volunteer selflessly for guard duty in the past? Now there is! If that's not improvement in the department of manliness, I don't know what is. Cup Noo... I mean safety of our camp against theoretical human intruders, here I come. I can't wait for next week's guard duty.
P.S.
I managed to take back four of the former items back to take a nice picture of as evidence (SAF Camp don't allow camera what), but I did not manage to save any cups of noodles. It was not ethical, especially when everyone was clamouring to eat them. I'm still learning how to position those pictures on this blog, on top of learning how to take pictures that will not turn out so bad that you will wish you were blind. As of right now, I can't seem to position those pictures below text. So until I find out, I'll be playing cheat.
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